About The Contest
The first ever Olympiad of Misguided Geeks contest at Worse Than Failure (or OMGWTF for short) is a new kind of programming contest. Readers are invited to be creative with devising a calculator with the craziest code they can write. One lucky and potentially insane winner will get either a brand new MacBook Pro or comparable Sony VAIO laptop.
Entry #100046: ParasiteCalc
Why spend hours crafting handmade addition, subtraction, multiplication and division functions when Windows can already do it for you. Or at least, Windows Calculator can do it for you....
So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - ParasiteCalc! A calculator so lazy it outsources all of its calculations. Consider it an example of current business practices...
So, rather than be a huge WTF of incomprehensible proportions that's almost impossible to follow, this entry is short and sweet (and completely contained within CalcFunc.cpp)