About The Contest
The first ever Olympiad of Misguided Geeks contest at Worse Than Failure (or OMGWTF for short) is a new kind of programming contest. Readers are invited to be creative with devising a calculator with the craziest code they can write. One lucky and potentially insane winner will get either a brand new MacBook Pro or comparable Sony VAIO laptop.
Entry #100306: Enterprise Turing Machine Calculator
by Pretty Hate Machine
Enterprise Turing Machine Calculator is a general purpose calculator program. Unique Object-Oriented design based on scientific Turing Machine theory makes it superior to other alternative solutions. It's widely known that arithmetic operations of microprocessors are unreliable (consider the famous Pentium division bug), so we are not using any during calculations. Everything except GUI creation is symbol-based, so it simply cannot go wrong. Several thousands lines of C++ code are the guarantee of the quality of our solution. Provided infinite amount of memory and CPU time you can even calculate INFINITE DIVISION RESULTS!