About The Contest
The first ever Olympiad of Misguided Geeks contest at Worse Than Failure (or OMGWTF for short) is a new kind of programming contest. Readers are invited to be creative with devising a calculator with the craziest code they can write. One lucky and potentially insane winner will get either a brand new MacBook Pro or comparable Sony VAIO laptop.
Entry #100317: Calculator 2.0 Notwork Edition
by Max Rabkin
C2NE is an Enterprise-level Numerical Productivity Suite for Linux (tm) Enterprise Edition.
C2NE leverages proven technologies from Artificial Intelligence, Enterprise Software Design and Calculus-based Management. It cuts through the S-Expression vs. XML debate by using both, combined in an XML Lisp interpreter, in which database routines are written for RAD advantage. According to Web 2.0 expert Paul Graham, "Lisp ... is now widely considered to be a good thing." Philip Greenspun's Tenth Law states that "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Common Lisp." We at Enterprisey Solutions do not believe in breaking the law.
C2NE uses differentiation and integration in its division routines: this translates the important management strategies of differentiating and integrating divisions into mathematics.
Try C2NE today, and watch productivity rise as your computers are put to their full potential.